He’s not your average Muslim scholar. He’s not somebody who would reply to a question with a definite answer. Although, he does have definite answers yet they come with a little bit humor. Meet Shaykh Azhar Nasser, a Muslim scholar who is a sensation on Twitter for all the right reasons!
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Don't ever tell a depressed person to treat their depression by solely reciting Quran. When someone breaks their leg, you don't tell them to just read Quran without seeing a doctor. Why do we do this to those who are depressed in our communities?
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 15, 2017
It’s generally assumed of Muslim clerics to be characteristically stern and serious in their tone. This is a stereotype of our culture and we are accustomed to assuming about all Muslim scholars to be the same. But Shaykh Azhar Nasser is different. He’s true to the aspect but is well ahead in humor as well. People continue to ask him every question that pops into their minds and his replies are simply PRICELESS. Sometimes he is way too funny, sometimes he pulls off ultimate sarcasm and other times, he’s just savage.
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Sit back and enjoy the following thread because this is going to seriously crack you up!
Sheikh, I want you to meet my friends. This is Billy Bob, Alex, Mike, and Jerry
Very nice to meet you Bilal, Ali, Muhammad and Jasim.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 14, 2017
He’s too good at it!
Sheikh, seriously is weed halal?
The only weed that is halal is Tajweed. Get it? Cuz it ends with “weed”. Hello? Brother you there?
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 13, 2017
Couldn’t sum it any better, right?
Sheikh, not all men are animals only some are. Why not allow handshaking, hugging, etc and punish the perpetrators?
Not all people are thieves but you still lock your door.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 12, 2017
LOL
Sheikh, my mom is always on my back. She never lets me out of the house past 10pm. Its so infuriating.
Tell me more about your heart-wrenching tribulation.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 12, 2017
Oven Mitts – DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Sheikh, how do I avoid shaking hands with women at work?
Tell them you can’t for religious reasons or be subtle and wear oven mitts.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 12, 2017
Beautiful
Sheikh, can you please teach my son about taharat and najasat?
I’ll do that after I convince him God exists.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 12, 2017
LMAO, RIGHT ON POINT!
Sheikh, a friend of mine wanted me to ask you a question.
You mean you wanted to ask me a question. There is no friend
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 11, 2017
Dear, Lord!
Sheikh, would you like to come over so we can hang out together until fajr?
Habibi, I can’t because I’m busy working on this excuse.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 11, 2017
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sheikh, you didn't answer my question. Is it haram to celebrate Halloween?
Habibi, its November. Why are you still wearing your Taylor Swift costume?!
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 11, 2017
BEST ONE YET!
Sheikh, do you watch Narcos?
Habibi, in Islam we only confess our sins to Allah. Besides , season 3 is over.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 10, 2017
YAAAS
Sheikh, you're invited to my wedding. So after my husband and I enter the banquet hall riding elephants, we want you to start your speech.
I love that your keeping things simple.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 10, 2017
OH, GOD
Sheikh, these non-Muslims hate Islam. Am I right?
I think they just hate it when you do the adhan on your roof at 5am.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 9, 2017
Yes, clam down, son
Sheikh, I find your tweets deeply insulting and offensive.
I would like to cordially invite you to calm down
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 8, 2017
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Sheikh, what was that one Hadith about how only God can judge us?
That’s not a Hadith. That’s Tupac
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 8, 2017
*Gummy bears*
Sheikh, don’t eat those gummy bears, they have gelatin in them. I called and checked.
You know there is a version of you everywhere I go
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 7, 2017
SAVAGE
Sheikh, I ain’t about this dunya.
First of all, your Hermès belt can feed Africa.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 6, 2017
MORE SAVAGE
Sheikh, I don’t understand why I’m not married yet. I’m a total catch
I completely understand why you’re not married.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 6, 2017
TOO MUCH SAVAGE
I love how Lebanese people pronounce the letter ج
They make jahannam sound like a 5 star Caribbean resort.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 6, 2017
First things first
Sheikh, can you help me get married?
Inshallah, I just need you to change who you are as a person.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 6, 2017
Of all the questions on earth!
Sheikh, is it haram for a Sayida to marry a non-Sayid?
I'm assuming you're from Pakistan. Total guess
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 2, 2017
Here’s another… Enjoy this one, too!
Sayidna, never travel @AmericanAir. It is much more time efficient and convenient to ride a donkey. At least the donkey won’t lose your bags
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 15, 2017
This Muslim scholar is becoming insanely popular among people for his replies. They are absolutely dubbed with humor and we totally enjoy it. Seriously, you cannot go without having a good laugh every time you browse his Twitter handle. He’s so good at it and he replies to almost every question people ask him.
Well, I personally have so many questions for him. I will try writing to him and see what he has to say about it. You guys should try too! At least, you will have a good laugh.
