Affan, son of Dr. Jahanara & Prof. Saqib Siddiq, renowned gynaecologists, claims himself the Prince of Lahore. The self-proclaimed billionaire’s social media accounts are all flooded with his posts claiming and reassuring how filthy rich he is, with various tweets about his recent shopping spree and pictures of his house on instagram and what not. Okay Affan, we get you’re rich, coming from a wealthy background you might well be filthy rich. But.. My question to you is do you really need to show it all off to not just your friends and family, but to people who don’t even know or give a fu** about you and your whatever Swiss Bank Accounts? I would really like to take this time out and share my personal favorite tweets from your twitter account with everyone, I mean they should know too that you’re some rich dude who they should give a fu** about, right? Here we go…
1. He Lives Life King Size – MashaAllah
Listening to old songs, with dad, on Videocon HD, discussing, how will it turn out on Our 3D, Home Cinema, in our New Palace, MashAllah!!!
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 24, 2015
2. His Bank Account Can Put Zardari To Shame! – Alhumdulillah
For those people, who say my net worth in Swiss Bank Accounts is not 6 Billion Pounds, Alhumdulillah. Here u go!!!! pic.twitter.com/L43l4eWkxx
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 23, 2015
3. This Dude Is A Chick Magnet!
Wot is Success??? When your old gfs, want you back in their lives, after realising, they made a Big Blunder, in the First Place!!!
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 23, 2015
4. MashaAllah – Subhan Allah – Alhumdulillah
Cinema in my New Palace, MashAllah! Kids Enjoying it, MashAllah! RT @javeednusrat pic.twitter.com/ehAtRAznxV — Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 22, 2015
5. Because Money Is No Issue For Him – Alhumdulillah!
I spent Rs. 1 Corer, on My recent trip to London & Istanbul, Alhumdulillah!!!! pic.twitter.com/dQfWaNG6xI
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 22, 2015
6. He Belongs To The Top 10 Richest Families In The World – Alhumdulillah
My Family is in The Top 10, Richest Muslim, Families, in the World, Alhumdulillah!!!! pic.twitter.com/FUY5z1tk3B
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 18, 2015
7. Celebrities Love Him!
Feeling like an International Celebrity!!!! @POTUS @hassanmansoor @sharmilafaruqi @MaheenTaseer @shehrbanotaseer pic.twitter.com/3VXbQfD3BW
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 11, 2015
8. He Is Richer Than Prince Waleed – Alhumdulillah
The Richest Muslim, with the Net Worth of, 26 Billion Dollars Alhumdulillah! @javeednusrat @AseefaBZ @fbhutto @HinaRKhar @JahangirKTareen
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) July 28, 2015
9. Because Brand Se Kum Prince Koi Baat Nahi Kertay! – MashaAllah
My new MK watch, from Selfridges, MashAllah!!!! https://t.co/0IsJXLKXtB
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 22, 2015
10. He Is The Prince Of Lahore, Alhumdulillah… What Else Do You Expect, Astagfirullah!
I have 10 Guards, having 222 Guns, Alhumdulillah!!!! pic.twitter.com/6cMlnDMa3h
— Prince Affan (@AffanBinSaqib) August 21, 2015
This is it… Jazak Allah!
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