Ramazan has begun and there’s nothing better than spending some time on social media, chalking out the lighter things, the brighter things and the funniest, wittiest tweets left on the month by Muslims from around the world.
When you start knowing facts the way you should be knowing them all year..
“Before Ramazan”
Frnd: What time is Magrib?
Me: How i’m suppose to know that?
..
“During Ramazan”
Frnd: What time is Magrib?
Me: It’s at 7:10p.m and 53 seconds— ?S H A F I A (@shafiar3hman) May 17, 2018
Need a sutta partner in ramzan nights
— Nida (@verytoxicc) May 16, 2018
Ramazan when your mufta friends need an opportunity to come eat at yours
I’m here being nice wishing friends ramzan mubarik and getting replies like “aur jaani aftari pey kab ayein ?” ???
— maryam farooq (@mariyumfarooq) May 16, 2018
Shaytaan knows what he does, he leaves disciples behind..
the chaand hasn’t even been out for too long and i’ve already had four frandshippers use “ramzan mubarak dear” to slide into my dms.
they say shaitaan gets imprisoned during ramzan, but they didn’t specify where he’s locked up: in women’s dms
— Imaan Sheikh ? (@sheikhimaan) May 16, 2018
MashaAllah, such a genuine relationship between the Muslim brother and sister
dude who normally sends me pics of god-knows-whomst’s booty is my brother in islam now. don’t worry, i’m sure we’ll return to scheduled programming in 30 days. pic.twitter.com/7LWK3dIi6L
— Imaan Sheikh ? (@sheikhimaan) May 16, 2018
And in your heart you’re just thinking, “tere baap ka kya jaata hai bhai jaan?”
When you are doing wudhu for Fajar on 1st ramzan and someone says “Agaya mosami namazi”… pic.twitter.com/FdFC3Qk5ZW
— Bilal Ali (@Bilal_Ali00) May 17, 2018
Me right now#ramzan_mubarak pic.twitter.com/ABSkkL3Vpx
— N.?? (@Ur_manobilli) May 16, 2018
Well, there’s always room for improvisation you know…
Ramzan dates be like???? pic.twitter.com/P7tGEhGQHr
— Tweet Chor? (@Tweet_Chor_) May 16, 2018
So typical… that it’s almost stereotypical..
Pic 1):Me before ramzam
Pic 2):me when ramzan begins pic.twitter.com/xQd0MdAhhY— ء ?? (@mufti_ka_beta) May 16, 2018
Yes, Muslim Avengers are on their way to have Iftaar at Thanos’ place
Indonesia officially wins the Ramadan meme contest, and the month hasn’t even started yet pic.twitter.com/rxbpeADABz
— Sawyer Martin French ? (@FrenchSawyer) May 10, 2018
It’s a complete 360 turn that most of us take with pride
Me on the first day of Ramadan pic.twitter.com/BkVMqadwzA
— Omar Silwadi (@Fala7i_King) April 18, 2018
You know you have to gulp it because there’s less time and more room
Me, choking on the 4 litres of water I tried to guzzle 2 mins before Fajr pic.twitter.com/G7U7MV4TKU
— Zu (@ghetto004) May 14, 2018
