The necessity of pickup lines is a must, especially when you are working or studying in a mixed environment. Funny thing is that they are not just limited to men – even girls like to flirt around a little and they often use pickup lines too. For example, I’d love to use, “Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?” one day…
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ANYWAYS!
So Pakistanis on Twitter were asked to share the worst/funniest or cheapest pickup line the opposite gender has used on them.
Guys!!! Quote this with the funniest/cheapest/worst pickup line the opposite gender has said to you. ????????
— Hi I’m Pizza (@SohaTazz) April 10, 2017
People started sharing their experiences with us. Also, if you are in search of a perfect pickup line for your crush, you might want to see the following collection:
For Tiny Girls…?
“I always go for a tikki pack” https://t.co/H1JKWJSfri
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) April 10, 2017
DAYUM!
“Jay mera bass hovay, teri maa meri sass hovay” https://t.co/bgRV2MkixH
— shabbir (@01010011_) April 10, 2017
Sensing A Heartbreak Here…
“I love you” https://t.co/8HFbwXXFwW
— Bobba???????? (@Rabyaaaa_) April 10, 2017
Not exactly pickup lines but
“I love you.”
“Ill always be here.”
“Ill never hurt you.”
“Im different than other girls.”List goes on. https://t.co/5m36jDiyGv
— Usama. (@Usvma) April 10, 2017
LOLOLOLOL
Me: Need to get serious towards life.
‘Hi! I am life’ https://t.co/7G2AYblYnq
— Maahrukh. (@YesMaahrukh) April 10, 2017
Just Medical Student Things
Oh I have a collection of those .. However someone asking “what’s your blood group” to start a convo is one of the cute ones https://t.co/fC45Fk4DEK
— Sherry (@CherieDamour_) April 10, 2017
Oh Dear…
if i was a tabla, i’d let you bang me whole night https://t.co/3TO2owpsOB
— maruf zaidi (@eintheist) April 10, 2017
I will treat you like my pinky toe and bang you every furniture i have https://t.co/jkBFS8D8H8
— Meg (@backboogay) April 10, 2017
Hey baby, I want to treat you like my baby toe and bang you against the corner of all the furniture in my house.
— Phytobezoar (@WriterUnchained) March 10, 2017
MashaAllah…SubhanAllah…InshaAllah
I want to go on Hajj with you https://t.co/4Ekxb3XbCc
— AMNA (@Aamnaa___) April 10, 2017
…..Ewww!!
I adore you so much that I want our sweats to mix… Uggggh https://t.co/4Ekxb3XbCc
— AMNA (@Aamnaa___) April 10, 2017
Not To Worry
its not safe to go out side alone here take my number with you https://t.co/BTvZ8B6eQu
— nojokefound_ (@k3wlbwoyy) April 10, 2017
Smooth!!
‘I’m seeing wedding halls in my dreams’
(I was about to ask how was the food) https://t.co/G86VdsUKJG— Satire Writer (@AmnaRashid1947) April 10, 2017
Very, VERY Unique One
throwback – i like your checks pimples https://t.co/yqSvEIZpn0
— Atiya Abbas (@AtiyaAbbas) April 10, 2017
Dil Jeet Liya Hai Yaha!
Can I tie your shoes to keep you from falling…. in love with someone else? https://t.co/CSFaHJTISY
— Syeda Hamna Hassan (@bonbons_01) April 10, 2017
Sahir Lodhi…Is That You?
“Mein tum se pyar nahi, muhabbat karta hu” ….. https://t.co/Z9lZqh7RLL
— J. La. (@JhuleyLaal) April 10, 2017
Umm…
Malai boti ???? https://t.co/SFx1nKbR8w
— سعد ملک (@MadMasterr) April 10, 2017
DIRECT Number!!
“+9*********** if you’re single LOL bye” #DM ???? https://t.co/BZLrFVs1Kk
— ⚔️ (@IstanbulMiracle) April 10, 2017
If you have any hilarious pickup lines, do share them with us!
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